chambergambit:

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

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dmigod:

i would die for terry crews but i don’t think he’d let me

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andthebluestblue:

rainbowcolouredshoes:

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

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wokebae:

*cartoon sleeping noises* snnnnork mimimimimi

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leathermouthz:

*strums guitar* this song is called i really want to kiss a girl but i dont ever go outside

(via rainbowkarolina)

gardenvarietybutch:

a lesbian, hammer in hand, nails held between her lips, building a house to impress a women she has interacted with twice and has already fantasized about marrying: Is this flirting? is this what Flirting is?

(Source: seewater-archive, via jazzfordshire)

usbdongle:

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

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slavery:

Alexa destroy god

(via opcion)

Been working on my portfolio for the past 8 hours and now all I can see is grids everywhere I look. So glad I’m not a graphic designer, but this whole process would have been much more simple if I was.

just-shower-thoughts:

Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

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